Online Education Solves Problems

Problem: You’ve spent the last few years…umm…”finding yourself” which could include playing video games, watching America’s Next Top Model reruns, or trying to make it as an actor. You have wasted some time and need to graduate fast!

Solution: Online Education. You can more classes online than you are allowed to at a traditional university and you can work as fast you need to.

Problem: You have an on-again off-again illness. You would love to take classes but you can really time your nauseous bouts to occur before or after American Heritage 110.

Solution: Online Education. When you’re feeling great you can finish tons of lessons online to make up for those days when you aren’t feeling well.

Problem: You have little ones. 2-year-olds aren’t the most portable things on earth (the carseats, the blanket, the toys, the snacks) and they don’t really get the concept of being quiet during your Chemistry 101 class.

Solution: Online Education. You can take quizzes online while little Suzy watches Dora the Explorer (PS. Why does Dora always seem to be yelling?) and you can read your assigned chapters for English during her nap.

Problem: Your full-time job barely allows you to pay the bills.

Solution: When you get home from a long day of work, the last thing you want to do is drive across town and sit through a lecture only to go home and do the homework into the night. With online education you can get work done during your lunchbreak, on your Sunday off work, and in your bed at night after work. Added benefit? When you finally snag that degree you can change careers completely or you can get a promotion at your current job.

Problem: You are a glamorous jet-setter. Wait, is this really a problem? I guess if you want to get a formal education it could be.

Solution: Online Education. Now that airlines have internet access in the sky, you can do week’s worth of classes on your red-eye to Tokyo. Your travels will also provide with some awesome topics for history class research papers.

Problem: You are particularly old. Or particularly young and even though you finally have the time to get that anthropology degree you’ve always dreamed about, but the thought of sitting next to teeny boppers makes you wanna get back in bed, Don’t worry.

Solution: Online Education. Forty-somethings, Fifty-somethings, and hell even ninety-somethings can all get a degree online without dealing with an Animal House atmosphere.

The solution to end all solutions is this though: Online Education is something you can do in your bed. In your pajamas. With Tivo on pause. And a Diet Coke on the nighstand. Heaven.