Professor: Ms. Sarah Jessica Parker. she also responds to Carrie Bradshaw.
Class Rules: Only those who speak Prada or are wearing stilettos will be admitted to class. No exceptions.
Class substitute: Kim Cattrall. Watch out, freshmen boys.
Brown Nosing Technique of Choice: Designer gifts. A pair of Manahlo Blahniks is a guaranteed A.
Multimedia Aide: Season 6 of Sex and the City.
Professor: Joe Jonas
Class Rules: Never use the straightener without first applying a heat protecting product!
Class substitute: Rocker Sebastian Bach.
Brown Nosing Technique of Choice: Ask him how he gets his hair so shiny.
Multimedia Aide: menwithlonghair.blogspot.com
Professor: John Mayer.
Class Rules: Failing to update your twitter with annoying updates about your hair, last meal, etc. will result in a punishment of 17 blog posts.
Class substitute: Diablo Cody.
Brown Nosing Technique of Choice: Clicking on his fan page over and over again to boost his Google Analytics numbers.
Multimedia Aide: Facebook. Hello.
Professor: Simon Cowell
Class Rules: Unless you are a classically trained vocalis, DO NOT attempt to sing a Celine Dion song. Please.
Class substitute: Anyone but Paula.
Brown Nosing Technique of Choice: Being hot is a plus.
Multimedia Aide: American Idol reruns. With Paula’s speaking parts fast-forwarded.
Professor: Jennifer Aniston
Class Rules: No mentioning you-know-who.
Class substitute: Christie Brinkley.
Brown-Nosing Technique of Choice: Boycotting Brad Pitt’s movies.
Multimedia Aide: Mr. and Mrs Smith.
Professor: Paris Hilton
Class Rules: No getting a real job or making significantcontributions to society.
Class substitute: Kristen Callavari.
Brown Nosing Technique of Choice: Purchasing her crappy single “Stars are Blind” on iTunes.
Multimedia Aide: The Simple Life Seasons 1 -4.
Professor: Micheal Scott.
Class Rules: Preface his name with “Our fearless leader…”
Class Substitute: Dwight Shrute. He might even be worse of a professor than Micheal.
Brown Nosing Technique of Choice: Making inappropriate comments about other coworkers. Or making fun of Toby in general.
Multimedia Aide: The lyrics to “My Humps.”
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