Professor: Ms. Sarah Jessica Parker. she also responds to Carrie Bradshaw.
Class Rules: Only those who speak Prada or are wearing stilettos will be admitted to class. No exceptions.
Class substitute: Kim Cattrall. Watch out, freshmen boys.
Brown Nosing Technique of Choice: Designer gifts. A pair of Manahlo Blahniks is a guaranteed A.
Multimedia Aide: Season 6 of Sex and the City.